AUGUSTO GÓMEZ SERRANO - BOGOTÁ (COLOMBIA)
The normal poem says this way.....
“If you love somebody,
allow it to go, If he returns, it is yours.
If he doesn't return, it was never it"
Good, now revise these versions:
DE THE PESSIMIST:
If you love somebody, allow it to go.
If, like it was of being expected, it doesn't return,
it was never yours and, sincerely,
it already sent you to the carajo!
DE THE OPTIMIST:
If you love somebody, allow it to go;
and neither worry that...
for egg he returns!
DE THE DISTRUSTFUL ONE:
If you love somebody, allow it to go;
and, if by chance it returns,
ask him why it returned,
to where it was, with who it was,
and why chingados he took a long time so much.
DE THE IMPATIENT ONE:
If you love somebody, allow it to go.
If it doesn't return in next two hours,
mark to the cellular one and the bipper,
you go to their house and ask him
to all the people for him,
he speaks to the tv channels and radiodifusoras so that everybody begins to look for it.
DE THE PATIENT:
If you love somebody, allow it to go.
If it doesn't return, put on comfortable,
it tosses the spawn a time
and it continues waiting until the eternity that some day the hijo(a will return) of...
DE THE PLAYFUL ONE:
If you love somebody; allow it to go.
If it returns and you still love him,
allow it to go another time and another time and another time; and so forth.
DE THE VENGEFUL ONE:
If you love somebody; allow it to go.
If it returns, now veto you, so that he sits down the he-goat.
DE THE LAWYER:
If you love somebody; allow it to go.
And it looks for in the Civil Code the part that he speaks of the home abandonment on the part of a spouse.
If you need terms, it begins trial and..... you send it to the Chinese
DE THE STATISTICAL ONE:
If you love somebody; allow it to go.
IF HE LOVES YOU, THE POSSIBILITIES THAT IT RETURNS
They are OF 86.5%. IF he/she doesn't LOVE YOU,
YOUR RELATIONSHIPS FALL IN THE FIELD OF THE UNLIKELY THING,
WITH A MARGIN OF ERROR OF 3%.
DE THE POSSESSIVE ONE:
If you love somebody, you don't allow it to go, be not PENDEJO!
THE PSYCHOANALYST:
If you love somebody, allow it to go.
If it returns, it is because their ego is very dominant.
If he doesn't want to leave, it is because it is crazy.
DE THE SLEEPWALKER:
If you love somebody, allow it to go.
If it returns, it is a nightmare.
If it doesn't return, you should be dreaming.
DE THE MERCADÓLOGO:
If you love somebody, allow it to go.
If it returns, he is a loyal person to their mark.
If it doesn't return, it is hour of making a recovery to a new market.
NOW DO TELL ME, WHICH DO YOU PREFER?
